Updated: Aug 26
"I'm not stupid, I just don't like answering stupid questions" - Zero
A boy is wrongfully sent to a brutal camp, where the camp warden and her staff force the children in their care to mysteriously dig holes all day long in the desert. Their rehabilitation is questioned, as they think something sinister is involved.
Stinky Boiled Eggs, Pork Sloppy Stanley's, Onion Holes, and Kissin' Kate Peach Parfait.
Stinky Boiled Eggs: Stanley's father is obsessed with inventing a foot powder for stinky feet. So what better to stink up the house then with boiled eggs.
ALT: If the family isn't a fan of eggs feel free to steam some broccoli instead or try some stinky cheese, there's some good ones out there, remember its all about the stank!
Pork Sloppy Stanley's: Stanley III got his name from his no-good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather. So I though ground pork instead of ground beef was the obvious choice here. The recipe can be found on the back of a Hunt's Manwich can of sloppy Joe sauce.
ALT: Pick up some beyond ground beef if you want to make this vegetarian.
Onion Holes: A character in the movie named Sam was an onion farmer plus I couldn't ignore the fact that onion rings have HOLES in them, and they're delicious! Grab your favorite brand of frozen onion rings it's easy peazy.
ALT: Don't like onion rings? grab a bag of Funyuns!
Kissin' Kate Peach Parfait: Kissin' Kate was a huge part of this story as you will see. She was a school teacher who also sold her prize winning peaches in her town. She eventually becomes an outlaw and leaves her lipstick mark on the men that she kills. This desert is easy and fun, the kids loved getting their own jar with mommies kiss on it.
Here is what you'll need:
4 mason jars, 1 box of graham crackers (14.4oz), 1 can of peaches (15.25oz), 1 tub of peach Yoplait yogurt (2 lbs), paper towels, and string or rubber-band.
Step 1: Cut canned peaches in cubes.
Step 2: Mix both Cool Whip and Yogurt together.
Step 3: Break up the graham crackers into small pieces.
Step 4: Layer ingredients in Mason jars. Crackers, yogurt mix, peaches, then repeat.
Step 5: Perf off a piece of paper towel.
Step 6: Fold paper towel in half.
Step 7: Place paper towel on top of jar and tie with string
Step 8: Put on the reddest lipstick you own
Step 9: Kiss the top of the jar
Q& A with the kids
1. What would your name be if your last name was your first name spelled backwards?
2. If you were Stanley, would you have let the Warden see what was in the chest? Why?
3. Who was your favorite character and why? How are they similar or different to you?